From a few drops of blood to a clear answer. A simple at-home test that shows what’s really in your body — measured, not guessed.
A clear, premium experience — not a complicated medical process.
A complete collection kit reaches your door in discreet packaging — lancets, collection device, instructions and a prepaid return label, all included.
A guided finger-prick sample, taken whenever it suits you. No waiting room, no appointment, no travel. Seal the sample in the prepaid mailer and ship it back to Status Health the same day.
Your sample is quantified at a CLIA-certified laboratory by mass spectrometry — the same class of method used in national biomonitoring studies.
Your dashboard turns the chemistry into a score, national benchmarks and a ranked plan — so you know where you stand and what to change first.
General health markers only — PFAS isn’t on it.
Tells you a level — not what to do about it.
What Status Health measures
PFOA · PFOS · PFHxS · PFNA · GenX · PFBS · N-MeFOSAA + 33 more
“Status Health’s technology can find a drop of water in an Olympic swimming pool.”
What that means in numbers:
Four tiny spots from a painless upper-arm device, analysed by mass spectrometry — the same class of method national biomonitoring studies use. Not “detected / not detected”: a number for every compound.
Forever Chemicals build up for years without a single symptom, and no routine blood panel looks for them. Testing shows where you stand today — while the choices you make still change the curve.
PFAS build up without symptoms.
The opportunityIntervene while reversal is simple.
Standard labs finally flag a problem.
A long-lived PFAS with a four-year half-life. Choose what you do after your test, then drag through the years to see the direction it takes.
A shape, not a prediction: a one-compartment curve with a 4-year half-life — the same pattern seen in people after a contaminated water supply was cleaned up. How high you sit, which PFAS you carry and where they come from is exactly what your report tells you.