At-Home Testing. Real Answers.

Forever Chemicals (PFAS).
Measured in you.

Understand your exposure. Take control of your health.

CLIA-certified blood testing for Forever Chemicals, with a personal dashboard, science-backed insights, and expert-built recommendations you can trust.

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Why Exposure Matters

They're called "forever chemicals" for a reason

PFAS are man-made compounds used for decades in everyday products. They don't break down easily — in the environment, or in you.

Nearly everyone carries them

CDC biomonitoring has detected PFAS in the blood of about 97% of Americans. The question isn't if you've been exposed — it's how much.

Linked to real health outcomes

Peer-reviewed research has associated PFAS exposure with cholesterol, thyroid, immune, liver, and fertility-related effects.

They stay for years

Some PFAS have half-lives in the human body measured in years. Knowing your levels is the first step to lowering them.

Everyday Pathways

Where Forever Chemicals show up

Four everyday pathways most people recognize immediately.

Drinking water

Contaminated municipal and well water is one of the most common exposure routes in the U.S.

Food packaging

Grease-resistant wrappers, takeout containers, and microwave popcorn bags can carry PFAS coatings.

Cookware

Older non-stick and stain-resistant coatings were built on PFAS chemistry.

Home + textiles

Water-repellent fabrics, carpets, and household dust all contribute to daily exposure.

Why People Test

Health questions that make it personal

PFAS research keeps growing. If any of these matter to you, knowing your exposure gives you a place to start.

Fertility & family planning Thyroid function Immune function Cholesterol + liver Metabolic health Peace of mind
How It Works

From sample to insight in four simple steps

A clear, premium experience — not a complicated medical process.

01

Order your kit

Delivered to your door in discreet packaging with everything included.

02

Collect at home

A simple, guided finger-prick collection that takes minutes.

03

Lab analysis

Your sample is quantified for PFAS compounds at a CLIA-certified lab.

04

Understand results

Your dashboard translates the numbers into clear next steps.

Your Dashboard

Results that actually mean something

Most lab reports hand you a PDF of numbers. Status Health gives you a living dashboard that shows where you stand — and what to do next.

  • Your PFAS Load Score — one clear number, in context
  • National benchmarks — how you compare to population data
  • Trends over time — watch your levels respond to your changes
  • A personal action plan — practical steps ranked by impact
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The Science

Lab-grade chemistry. Human-grade clarity.

Your sample is analyzed with mass spectrometry — the same technique used in leading exposure research — at a CLIA-certified laboratory.

Each PFAS compound is quantified in ng/mL and placed in context against national exposure data, so your results are not just accurate — they're understandable.

Learn the science →
Ready When You Are

Understand your exposure. Then lower it.

One kit. A CLIA-certified analysis. A dashboard that turns your results into a plan.

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