At-Home Testing. Real Answers.

Forever Chemicals
(PFAS).
Measured in you.

CLIA-certified at-home blood testing for Forever Chemicals.
With a clear report you can actually understand.

Know your exposure
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Why Exposure Matters

They're called "forever chemicals" for a reason

PFAS are man-made compounds used for decades in everyday products. They don't break down easily — in the environment, or in you.

Illustration of three people with PFAS compound labels97% of Americans

Nearly everyone carries them

CDC biomonitoring has detected PFAS in the blood of about 97% of Americans. The question isn't if you've been exposed — it's how much.

Anatomical illustration of the heart with thyroid, immune, liver, kidney and cholesterol labelsPeer-reviewed research

Linked to real health outcomes

Peer-reviewed research has associated PFAS exposure with cholesterol, thyroid, immune, liver, and fertility-related effects.

Hourglass with falling sand, calendar, clock and PFAS half-life labelsHalf-lives of years

They stay for years

Some PFAS have half-lives in the human body measured in years. Knowing your levels is the first step to lowering them.

Everyday Pathways

Where Forever Chemicals show up

Dozens of everyday routes lead to exposure. These four reach almost everyone.

Drinking water

Contaminated municipal supplies and private wells are the most common exposure route in the U.S. — and private wells fall outside federal limits.

Fish, meat + dairy

PFAS build up in fish from contaminated waters, and farmland treated with contaminated biosolids can pass them into milk, beef, and eggs.

Packaging + cookware

Grease-resistant wrappers, takeout containers, and microwave popcorn bags — plus older non-stick coatings built on PFAS chemistry.

Home + personal care

Water-repellent fabrics, carpets, and household dust, alongside waterproof makeup and dental floss.

Why People Test

Health questions that make it personal

PFAS research keeps growing. If any of these matter to you, knowing your exposure gives you a place to start.

Why People Test 6 health areas

Our evidence source. The health areas above follow the National Academies’ 2022 consensus report on PFAS exposure and testing.

How It Works

From sample to insight in four simple steps

A clear, premium experience — not a complicated medical process.

01

Order your kit

Delivered to your door in discreet packaging with everything included.

02

Collect at home

A simple, guided finger-prick collection that takes minutes.

03

Lab analysis

Your sample is quantified for PFAS compounds at a CLIA-certified lab.

04

Understand results

Your dashboard translates the numbers into clear next steps.

Your Dashboard

Results that actually mean something

Most lab reports hand you a PDF of numbers. Status Health gives you a living dashboard that shows where you stand — and what to do next.

  • Your PFAS Load Score — one clear number, in context
  • National benchmarks — how you compare to population data
  • Trends over time — watch your levels respond to your changes
  • A personal action plan — practical steps ranked by impact
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The Science

Lab-grade chemistry. Human-grade clarity.

Your sample is analyzed with mass spectrometry — the same technique used in leading exposure research — at a CLIA-certified laboratory.

Each PFAS compound is quantified in ng/mL and placed in context against national exposure data, so your results are not just accurate — they're understandable.

Learn the science →
Ready When You Are

Understand your exposure. Then lower it.

One kit. A CLIA-certified analysis. A dashboard that turns your results into a plan.

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